Category: Writing

The Decade Mark

Thump. Thump. Thump. Squeak. THUthump. The large round balloon that I have tied off to the handle of my grocery cart keeps thumping me in the side of the head. I turn a corner and it bounces twice. Memory flows. Part of my brain is imagining a pink dinosaur puppet with a pan. “NOT THE MOMMA!” A bigger part remembers… Read more →

Tech Support Super Hero, or, How I saved a life while working phones

Back at the turn of the decade, I was working for a company that did outsourced tech support for Logitech.  I helped out people with new gaming gear, got speakers installed and working, taught people about bluetooth, and helped lots of people with webcams.  Well, mostly grandparents and cam girls.  Lots of cam girls. Who often offered free credits to… Read more →

The Time Lord Warp

A little parody I wrote a bit ago.  Enjoy.  Or don’t.   Its astounding, Time is fleeting, Many bodies, one soul. We’ve got Capaldi, (Not for very much longer) Then a new Doctor will keep control.   I remember, watching the time wars, Thinking of the moments when, Regeneration would happen,   And the fans are calling, CAN THE DOCTOR… Read more →

The Rose Queen of Crime

Due to joking about the wildly talented Rebecca Rose’s handsome husband dressing in a Harley Quinn esque uniform, and her playing the Joker, I have this stuck in my head.  (Work in progress)   She strolled into the bank to the sound of organ music, no one sure where the sound came from.  A purple dinner jacket flapped like a… Read more →