The Time Lord Warp

A little parody I wrote a bit ago.  Enjoy.  Or don’t.

 

Its astounding,

Time is fleeting,

Many bodies, one soul.

We’ve got Capaldi,

(Not for very much longer)

Then a new Doctor will keep control.

 

I remember, watching the time wars,

Thinking of the moments when,

Regeneration would happen,

 

And the fans are calling,

CAN THE DOCTOR BE A WOMAN!?

CAN THE DOCTOR BE A WOMAN!?

 

Is it a plot of the Left?

NO THE TIME IS RIIIIGHHT!

Put your hands on your hips.

ITS TOO LATE TO FIIIIGHT!

 

YES HER PELVIC FROOONT, DRIVES THE TROLLS INSAAAAA AAAA AANE!

YES THE DOCTOR IS A WOMAN!

YES THE DOCTOR IS A WOMAN!

 

Its so seamy, they say a woman cant be,

In charge of the T.A.R.D.I.S., no, not at all.

In every dimension,

With altruistic intention,

The Doctor, can be any or all,

 

Yet still the bros flip,

Like we cut off their dick tip,

And nothing can ever be the same.

They bitch over on Reditt,

Its too late WE’VE SAID IT!

 

THE DOCTOR IS A WOMAN!

THE DOCTOR IS A WOMAN!